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rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob
purpleheartx:

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

Stop this